I once met a girl, Oh so pretty she was,
I lost my fair love and I'll tell you because,
She was Oh so pretty, and only sixteen,
When I showed her the works of my trashing machine.
I had her, I had her, I had her I had.
I had her by night and I had her by day,
She was Oh so pretty and only sixteen,
When I showed her the works of my thrashing machine.
Oh father, Oh father, I've come to confess,
I have got my girl in a terrible mess,
Oh father, Oh father I've come to be just,
I used one of yours but the f***ing thing bust.
I had her, I had her, I had her I had.
I had her by night and I had her by day,
She was Oh so pretty and only sixteen,
When I showed her the works of my thrashing machine.