MR Spoons 2011

 

I DON'T WANT TO.

I don't want to join the army

I don't want to go to war,

I'd rather hang a round Piccadilly underground,

Living of the earning of a high class lady,

I don't want a bayonet up my arsehole,

I don't want my bollocks shot away,

I'd rather stay in England,

In very merry England,

And fornicate my f***ing life away,

Gawd blimey.

Monday I touched her on the ankle,

Tuesday I touched her on the knee,

On Wednesday I confess,

I lifted up her dress,

On Thursday I saw it, gawd blimey,

Friday I put my hand upon it,

On Saturday she gave my balls a tweak,

On Sunday after supper,

I rammed the f***er up her,

And now I'm paying seven and six a week

Gawd blimey.