THE ENGINEERS DREAM.
An engineer told me before he died,
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An engineer told me before he died,
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An engineer told me before he died,
I have no reason to believe he lied.
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
He had a wife with a c*** so wide,
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He had a wife with a c*** so wide,
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He had a wife with a c*** so wide,
That she could not be satisfied,
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
So he built a bloody great wheel,
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So he built a bloody great wheel,
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So he built a bloody great wheel,
Two brass balls and a prick of steel,
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
The balls of brass he filled with cream,
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The balls of brass he filled with cream,
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The balls of brass he filled with cream,
And the whole fucking issue was drive by steam.
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
He tied her to the leg of the bed,
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He tied her to the leg of the bed,
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He tied her to the leg of the bed,
And tied her hands above her head.
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
There she lay demanding a f***,
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There she lay demanding a f***,
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There she lay demanding a f***,
He shook her hand and wished her luck,
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
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Round and round went the bloody great wheel
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Round and round went the bloody great wheel
In and out went the prick of steel,
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
Up and up went the level of steam,
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Up and up went the level of steam,
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Up and up went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream.
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
'Til at last the maiden cried,
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'Til at last the maiden cried,
Ah-hum, ah-hum,
'Til at last the maiden cried,
"Enough, enough, I'm satisfied",
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.
Now we come to the tragic bit,
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Now we come to the tragic bit,
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Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it.
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Ah-hum, titty-bum titty-bum, titty-bum.